What is it about elf girls that makes them so sexy? Is it their natural elegance? Their ageless beauty? Perhaps it’s the indelible poise earned from a near lifetime of being connected with nature. Or, just maybe, it’s because they look so cute with pointy ears. Whatever your flavor, elf girls never cease to the object of sexual obsession in hentai, be they the doomed captives of Orcs and evil men like Kuroinu or used as pawns in conquest. Now that I think about it, there sure is a lot of hentai that promotes elven subjugation. Those looking for them to get a little more respect might want to check out Youkoso! Sukebe Elf no Mori, an isekai story about a regular Joe transported to a world where he becomes the most important man in existence.
After a long, hard day’s work, Yuichi had no idea that his life would be upended after bumping into Nol, a diminutive elf wielding a staff and dressed in an ostentatious outfit that leaves little to the imagination. Shocked that Yuichi could see her, Nol transports our lucky bastard of a hero to Alfhelm, a matriarchal land occupied by elves awaiting a messiah to help them with their plight. These immortal creatures are in a dire situation and for once, they are not under threat of roving bands of raping orcs. No, it’s far worse: Alfhelm’s world tree, a source of great power and life giving essence, is dying and thus incapable of creating children to replenish the population. Under threat of extinction, it was prophesied that a man would come to procreate and preserve their race. Who knew that man would be an overworked twentysomething from Tokyo?
Sending an overworked young guy to a land of women desperate to get pregnant means the plot gets out of the way faster than a speeding bullet. Yuichi wakes up in the land of elves to discover himself literally on top of a busty elf who freely gives herself to “the messiah.” Yuichi is them reunited with Nol, the closest to an authority figure in this land, who also takes him for a ride. And from that moment, he’s sent out into the land to procreate with as many women as he can. All flavors are represented here: dark-skinned, fair-haired, ample chested, haughty, and subservient. Aside from a few aches and pains, Yuichi doesn’t seem to mind that he’s been put to stud. His peaceful existence of having sex day in and day out is disturbed when a faction of dark elves breakthrough Nol’s protective barrier and make a demand for Yuichi. Led by the fearsome General Delva, comes to Nol with an ultimatum: deliver the “messiah” to their village or be obliterated. The fearsome dark elves also face a similar crisis of extinction, their magics dwindling and unable to asexually reproduce. They plan to break Yuichi, to make him a sex slave so that they may flourish. Honestly, though, that sounds like a lot of work given that our hero is more than prepared to fuck for the good of elven kind. Nol and her elves have a plan to save him. Spoiler alert: it involves sex.
Youkoso! Sukebe Elf no Mori is a well realized adaptation of a popular male (and hentai) fantasy. Though he believes himself to be an overworked loser who can’t date a girl to save his life, Yuichi is suddenly blessed with a harem made up of women who worship the ground he walks on. Even though they really want him to stave off extinction, but I’m sure most guys aren’t going to complain. I certainly wouldn’t say no, either. What this hentai boils down to is a catalog of vanilla sexual experiences with sexy elf girls with little personality and a range of huge breasts. They speak in desperate, honeyed tones as they are deflowered by Yuichi and his enviously huge piece. And there’s a lot of deflowering going on, for those who might be squeamish about that sort of thing. Each character Yuichi gets to be with hasn’t been touched by a man (which makes sense since the magic tree pops new elves into existence) so the blood tends to flow. Fair warning for those who might not be into that sort of thing.
Taking center stage, though, are the bevy of beautiful elf girls that fall over themselves as they line up to receive Yuichi’s seed. Big, small, light-skinned, dark skin, there’s a little something for everyone here though it would be nice to get a little more variation in personality and character. The dark elves show promise given how wildly different they behave from Nol’s tribe but don’t get far enough time to shine as they also turn sex hungry beings. Whatever conflict is suggested once General Deva arrives is quickly hand waved away as Youichi’s heroic encounter devolves into one of those “sex contests” where Deva and her brood vow to “defeat” the human only for the roles to be reversed as they get plowed into next week. There’s a lot of wasted potentials. I would have liked to see Yuichi get captured and sent to the dark elves’ castle and made to endure various sexual delights—especially at the hands of the seductive Misery. As much as I enjoyed watching these beautiful, big-breasted elves have sex, the whole affair comes off as rather generic and repetitive. But that might be a personal issue since hentai has turned me into an abject pervert.
Youkoso! Sukebe Elf no Mori is simple and straightforward, showing off scene after scene of our plucky young hero fucking his way to the top, living the dream of his own elf girl harem who throw themselves at the chance to copulate. Is it one dimensional? Sure, but when the girls are as sexy as the native inhabitants of Alfhelm you learn to make concessions. There are worse ways to spend 45 minutes, though, and the gorgeous elves of Alfheim are ready to meet you with open arms.