I’ve written a lot of reviews for this site, many of which were developed as treatises towards my obsessive worship of the animated female form (of which I have zero regrets). Every once in awhile, though, I like to shake things up by venturing beyond my comfort zone. I sometimes like what I find and…
I am going to be completely honest with you: until the Final Fantasy VII Remake, I had no idea that Jessie was supposed to be a woman. I lay blame on young Burnerman’s general naivate as well as the overly blocky and pixellated design of the game’s characters. Granted, I thought the character’s behavior was…
If a genie appeared and offered to grant a single wish, what would you ask for? Money? Eternal life? Everlasting youth? How about the total enslavement of an entire fantasy kingdom? Such is the ambition of the chief antagonist who, after discovering his true lineage, decides to take revenge against a kingdom that wronged his…
Ladies and gentlepervets, we’ve hit the motherload. Since my obsession with hentai began in college, I have had too few experiences watching something that was so raunchy it left me with curled toes, shaking knees, and shortness of breath. Wait, those aren’t the signs of some medical condition, right? If it is, it could mean…
One might think being trapped on a deserted island with gorgeous people would be heavenly. Island paradises always make the best romantic backdrops and in hentai, there’s enough unabashed passion to go around to make The Blue Lagoon look like a children’s story by comparison. In the case of the students and teachers in Jutaijima,…
I CANNOT believe we have not done a rule 34 featuring Tomb Raider’s Lara Croft. She is a sex ICON and should be celebrated. Below are some of the best rule 34 versions of Lara. Make sure to check out each artist and give them a follow! There’s a lot of CG art out there…
There isn’t enough POV hentai on the market, which is weird considering how big of a niche it is in live-action porn. Putting the viewer in the shoes of a dude (or dudette) getting sexed up is so popular, in fact, that the porn industry immediately took to new VR technology to create more immersive…
An aspect of Japanese culture I am endlessly fascinated by is the strength of their folklore. From elaborate creation myths to stories of people having interactions with various Kamis, onis, and other divine Shinto spirits, the country has a wealth of material to fall back on when telling supernatural stories. Many of those exported from…
Hello and welcome to Oppai Lovers Anonymous. My name is Burnerman and I have been obsessed with boobs for as long as I can remember. The first step in my Two-Step Oppai program is knowing you have this wonderful fetish. When it comes to choosing hentai to watch, I’m not too picky. However, I have…
There is nothing more wholly American than baseball. While thousands of people willingly pay money to watch their favorite teams spend two hours throwing balls at each other, I can usually be found in the nosebleed seats debating whether or not it’s socially acceptable to go for my third helping of nachos. Though some treat…
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