Elden Ring – Rule 34

Greetings, fellow maidenless Tarnished! Like Hentai Queen with Genshin Impact, my extended absence from the site was caused by video games. To be specific, I became hopelessly obsessed with From Software’s Elden Ring. I’ve been playing From Software games since Demon’s Souls and while I have a kinda love/hate relationship with the games (I love…

Ei & Kokomi – Double Feature Rule 34

We just got reruns of these two hotties in Genshin. To celebrate we are doing a MASSIVE rule 34 post featuring both Kokomi AKA The Divine Priestess of Watatsumi and Ei AKA Baal AKA the Raiden Shogun AKA Beelzelbub AKA the God of Eternity… phew… that’s a lot of names when “sexy boob sword mommy”…

Cattleya – Rule 34

There are too few anime (or hentai) characters that turn me on the way Cattleya does. When I started watching Queen’s Blade so many years ago, I was wholly unprepared for the utter majesty that is the series’ – and the entire anime industry’s – hottest fantasy MILF. Needless to say, there are two very…

Lola Bunny – Space Jam – Rule34

As I’ve gotten older, I’ve worked hard to keep an open mind towards sexual fetishes. Back when I was young and didn’t know any better, it was easy to recoil in disgust and poke fun at the many different ways people choose to get off. It takes a lot of energy and time to get…

Yae Miko – Rule 34

Where have I been lately? Addicted to Genshin Impact. Apologies. But thanks to my addiction, you’re going to get DOUBLE Rule 34 articles this week because I cannot keep my eyes of Yae Miko. Check her out below in the naughtiest of positions and make sure to check out all the linked artists for more…

Scarlet – Final Fantasy VII Remake – Rule34

The Final Fantasy VII Remake offered a whole new take on the character of Jessie Raspberry, turning her from a stocky, barely-there character in the original to a fun and flirty girl next door who can also make bombs. I took an immediate liking towards this new iteration of an eco-terrorist with big dreams of…

Samsung Virtual Assistant – Rule34

What I love most about Lewd Internet is their ability to Rule34 the shit out of the newest, latest craze. Sexy fandoms were built overnight for some of the most innocuous things, like the WiiFit personal trainer, the PlayStation 4 console, and even airplanes. Nothing is off-limits to these people and honestly, god bless ‘em…

Liara T’Soni – Mass Effect – Rule 34

The Mass Effect trilogy is one of most entertaining, if slightly flawed, science fiction franchises in video games. Instead of mindlessly blasting aliens in the name of humankind, you got to explore planets and interact with different alien species in a galaxy that was well defined and rich with lore. The franchise ended on a…

Lady Dimitrescu – Resident Evil Village – Rule 34

On January 21st, Capcom launched a special Resident Evil showcase that offered a full reveal of the upcoming Resident Evil Village, the newest entry in Capcom’s long-running survival horror franchise. As a direct sequel to Resident Evil VII: Biohazard–itself a brilliant and much needed upending of the classic RE style–you’ll once again control player protagonist…

Jessie Raspberry – Final Fantasy VII – Rule 34

I am going to be completely honest with you: until the Final Fantasy VII Remake, I had no idea that Jessie was supposed to be a woman. I lay blame on young Burnerman’s general naivate as well as the overly blocky and pixellated design of the game’s characters. Granted, I thought the character’s behavior was…