Oops I Forgot To Fap!

Alright you little shits it’s time for the Midnight Hour!

This is my first post for this site so I might not make this review too out of this world. That means you’re getting something that’s kind of vanilla. Okay it’s really vanilla. Yes I know that can mean boring but sometimes its nice. Some of the things that I’m going to tell you to watch may make you feel very dirty and maybe even a little sour. That’s why its nice to cleanse our bodies with something that’s a little more pure. Then we can taint it again in this non-stop vicious cycle. Ok, ready? Let’s dive right in!

Tonight I have a few titles that I am going to share with you all. Since it’s summertime this review has a summertime theme.

Nee-Summer!

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Our first title is Nee-Summer!

Now before I even start talking about this, you’re going to see the tag incest. The two main characters are not really brother and sister but instead are actually cousins. This is a little different to a hentai like, Aki Sora (now that’s incest). In case you don’t know it’s straight up siblings fucking, but we’ll save that for another time.

Nee-Summer starts off with our main hero Yuuta. It’s summer time and he’s stuck studying for his college entrance exams. He asks his cousin, Kei, for some help. Little does he know that Kei has some strong feelings for him. Her feelings are so strong she starts giving him a foot job. Yes you heard me correct. A foot job! (For all my foot fetish fans this is your shit!)

As a character Kei comes off really strong. She’s so demanding and so independent. Then there’s this switch in her personality and where I fell in love with this hentai. Not only does she switch, but Yuuta does a whole 360 in his personality as well. He pins Kei down and finally gives in into his animal instincts. Kei grabs him and whispers into into Yuuta’s ear, “Be a man, Yuuta.” When this happened I had this feeling that was conjuring inside my chest. I was so pumped that I shouted, “YES! POUND THAT SHIT!”

Its only two episodes and really is a such a feel good title. It’s just two lovers doing what two lovers do.

Ero Zemi: Ecchi ni Yaru-ki ABC!

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Now let’s continue this journey for my next title I present to you, Ero Zemi: Ecchi ni Yaru-ki ABC!

That’s a mouthful I know but this title might be hentai of the year! This shit is so flawless and the things they do in it just blew my fucking mind! I actually forgot to fap, that’s how crazy this was. So the story to this is fucking genius. Whoever wrote it is a fucking legend.

It starts off with our main character Kusukuni Kyouji. He’s a teacher that doesn’t teach traditional education but instead teaches sex. (That can be educational, right?) This school hears about his particular skills and wants to hire him so that he can teach their students how to have sex! I know crazy it’s crazy! But wait, it gets better.

One of the teachers wants Kyouji to take her virginity and fall in love with her. His reply made me rewind back to watch it a second time because he says, “There’s no way I can take your virginity in the short time frame of a single OVA!” My mind was racing and I was like what?! Mind blown! I actually had to stop fapping. I couldn’t believe they actually broke the fourth wall!

So then the teacher replies, “You’re right. I’m not the target.” Then he looks directly at the screen. He says sorry and kisses it. Bam! Mind blown again! This was so mind blowing and comical that there was no way I could keep fapping. I wanted to pay attention to the story just like if this was an anime.

Overall, I would say this is a good title to fap to but I actually was so caught off guard by them breaking the fourth wall that I would recommend this also for its mind blowing story.

Zton Jingai Animation: A beautiful greed nulu nulu!

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Now off to our last title! This title has a tag that some people might not be into. Monster girls!  If you aren’t into some weird shit then I’d stop reading now. On the other hand if you’re into furries and want to take it up a notch then come take a walk into the shadow realm with me. The name of this title is Zton Jingai Animation: A Beautiful Greed Nulu Nulu!

This hentai is broken down into three stories that are each about eight minutes long. The first involves a centaur, the second an octopus girl and the last one a fish girl. In each world of hentai the people have prior knowledge of monsters and are coexisting with them. There is some background shown but let’s skip to the part where we get to see some animals fucking!

I thought I would turn away from these stories but I didn’t! I’d say it was the style of animation. Had it not been as good as it was I wouldn’t have been into these and wouldn’t have kept stroking. If you’re still reading this you should give it a shot too. It never hurts to explore the wonders of hentai. Remember it doesn’t have to make sense, it just needs to get us off!

So that is all we have for now my minions. Until next time, Happy Fapping!

~ Tuxedo D.