Hey… listen… IT’S MASTURBATION MONTH! My opinion? Best. Month. Ever.
If you’re anything like me, you should probably see a therapist… OK that sounded judgy. I should see a therapist because I am a masturbation addict. Let me take a moment to tell you how many vibrators I break a month… it’s a lot. I should add more vibrators to my Amazon wishlist tbh.
But why shop on Amazon when J-List is having a crazy h-toy sale?! You get double the j-list points all May long whenever you buy an h-toy!
They have all kinds of toys including..
- Ona holes so you can feel like you’re fucking a real anime girl!
- Dildos and anal plugs.
- Lotions and lubes!
- Body pillows/Love pillows.
- AND MORE!
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Happy masturbation friends!