Fucking The Galaxy (Again!)

I LOVED the new Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 film! It was full of action and… tentacles! While you can’t fuck a GOTG themed tentacle you can use these GOTG themed sex toys from Geeky Sex Toys to fuck some of your favorite characters! They have toys for all genders check them out below…

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The Star-Load vibrator is first up! It’s a good size… to fit in small places… for thievin’ your orgasms! It’s designed to look like Star-Lord’s helmet and jacket. The insertable part is  5-inches long and the circumference of 4-inches it’s made out of body safe silicone and the top is made out of resin. It also has 10 different vibration patterns for you to choose from! You can find the beat that matches your favorite mix-tape! The only downside is that it takes one AAA battery. I much prefer rechargeable vibrators these days! It saves on cost and the environment. Disposing batteries is so inconvenient too!

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The Fondle the next vibrator on the list! For those of you who like’s their vibes to play daddy this is perfect! I kid I kid. This is for those of you who love Marry Poppins! Duh. This vibrator is made 100% of body safe silicone. It’s meant to stimulate your prostate but as someone without one I wouldn’t kick it out of bed!

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You can now fuck your favorite alien sisters Cumora and Stimula! Both of these strokers are made of body safe silicone and they measure 0.5-inches in diameter for a nice tight fuck!

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I’ve always heard Drax was packing and now I know it’s true! The Dix the Destroyer dildo is 7-inches long and 6.5-inches in circumference for some seriously powerful orgasms! Like all of their toys this dildo is made out of body safe silicone!

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Now you can fuck Groot! If you’re a lady like me you can get even get some DP action with this Root dildo and Mini Root plug! The dildo is pretty big measuring in at 8-inches in length and it’s 5-inches in circumference. The plug measures 3.5-inches in length and the widest part is 4.5-inches in circumference.

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Ok now for my favorite… (and just FYI I totally wouldn’t be mad if someone sent this to our PO box for me because I am a trash panda, PO Box 11295 Burbank CA 91510, pls and thank you) The Randy Raccoon anal plug toy is made out of faux fur and the insertable part is made out of safe stainless steel. Stick this up your booty and you’re sure to turn into one asshole of a raccoon!

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